Chapter 1: Opening

The seller ships very quickly, the quality of the product is also very good, the effect is immediate, it is definitely not fake, a conscientious review

Where are there any zombies these days? The Gathering Yang Talisman, as described in the product introduction, is a talisman for quickly gathering Yang fire. Zhou Hao has renamed these two talismans as "Chicken Ribs".

Is this copied and pasted? Otherwise, how could you respond so quickly? Zhou Hao has long heard that the competition in online retail is fierce, and some competitors will use fake accounts to make purchases and then leave negative reviews

After Zhang Shanyuan performed the ritual, he was indulging in a feast in a nearby shed. Zhou Hao, tired of the croaking of frogs and the cawing of crows around him, took out his phone and started playing with the app Tantan.

What are you doing? Are you sick?

Ding dong, you have a new order

Oh my goodness

To his surprise, after waiting for half a day, the refresh result was this. Zhou Hao couldn't help but be startled. Are goods from the mortal realm not allowed to be sold? He quickly checked his own shop

Zhang Shanyuan felt somewhat dejected, picked up his chopsticks again, took a bite of rice, and said: "It belongs to you, but you must not delay my business. Tonight, you will help me keep watch."

Wait a moment, beer? Are you bragging? Is there beer in the underworld? And it sells for 3,000 ghostly treasures a bottle

The overall color scheme of the page is black, whereas it used to be orange. However, this is not a concern; it is no longer considered horrifying. The key elements are Zhuge Liang's Eight Trigrams Formation, Meng Po's soup, Zhong Kui's Ghost-Slaying Sword, and the beer of the Wine God Du Kang

On a simple Eight Immortals table, two master and disciple are having dinner, consisting of garlic sauce water spinach, scrambled eggs with chives, and shredded pork with pickled vegetables soup, simple yet sufficient to meet their basic needs

He did not dare to tell his master that it was Bai Wuchang who bought it, and the earnings from the underworld treasures were also used to buy two worthless items.

Zhou Hao suddenly jumped up. "Where is my vermilion!" It was clearly right in front of me just now!

Zhou Hao was taken aback as he looked at the notification message on his phone

Not long after, Zhou Hao's master, Zhang Shanyuan, returned. He played cards for the entire afternoon, lost money, and came in with a sullen expression.

At this moment, Zhou Hao knew what his task was, and quickly went to upload a positive review

Zhou Hao sent two questioning emojis and said: "Then, are you really the White Impermanence?"

Even if Zhang Shanyuan were to intervene in this matter, it is unlikely to be resolved, as Zhou Hao is well aware of his master's limited abilities, which are essentially negative. Therefore, he quickly took out his phone to contact Bai Wuchang.

The white impermanence on the other end of the phone rolled its eyes and said, "Why can't it be used? Even the underworld's yin spirits have shops. Once your sales reach a certain level, you can even trade with the celestial officials of the heavenly court. You can come to my shop to take a look right now~ / shy / shy.

"Seventh Master! Help!" Zhou Hao also took a photo of the female corpse's face.

What the hell

Are you not a colleague?

He immediately opened the mobile version of the QianNiu APP and clicked on 'Ship', as he could scan and input the tracking number using his phone

Zhou Hao clicked in without a second thought, after all, there are business opportunities here

Since there will be a late-night snack in the evening, why bother eating this plain and simple meal?

"They haven't confirmed receipt yet, how could it be so fast? It's just a box of vermilion, thirty yuan, what's the rush? Didn't you say the money from the sale would belong to me?" Zhou Hao shot him a glance, expressing his dissatisfaction.

His laptop was bought for him by his master just before the summer vacation to prepare for university. Relying solely on the few computer classes at school is insufficient to improve typing speed, so he types by looking down at the keyboard, pressing each letter one by one

He was stunned, holding the blank express delivery form in his hand. How should this address be written

Impossible

Before he could type out a few words, he discovered that the vermilion was missing

Xie Bian? Isn't this Bai Wuchang, one of the Ten Yama Kings of the Underworld! I often hear my master mention him, boasting that he has a good relationship with him. Zhou Hao was immediately furious, how dare someone make fun of me on the very first day of opening my shop when I haven't even had the chance to set off firecrackers yet

Creating a stir

Ding dong, the shipment has been successfully dispatched

"Go out with me for a while this evening," said Zhang Shanyuan

What are you? I am called Seventh Master

Zhou Hao, feeling frustrated after trying for a long time without attracting any girls, couldn't shake the feeling that a pair of eyes was watching him. He couldn't help but glance at the female corpse.

This must be yet another instance where someone in the vicinity has died, prompting Zhang Shanyuan to perform a ritual to guide the deceased. After the completion of the ritual, a grand feast will follow. At this time, it is necessary to send someone to keep vigil. If the vigil keeper is brought by Zhang Shanyuan, an additional four hundred yuan can be added.

Fengdu

However

Zhou Hao desperately suppressed his shocked emotions and thought for a moment before asking: "What use is this underworld treasure to me? I am not dead yet."

Looking at the text on the computer screen, Zhou Hao raised his fist and shouted: "YES!"

Zhou Hao also expressed his regret for a while, saying: "I understand, call me when you leave, I am full." After that, Zhou Hao sat in front of the computer and started playing on his phone

Little did he know, it was precisely this useless thing that allowed Zhou Hao to escape a calamity tonight

Due to the power outage today, the air conditioning is unusable, and with the hot weather, Li Laor Er was concerned about the smell of the corpse, so he arranged for it to be placed in the courtyard

Scalp numbness

Hello? Are you still there? What is a Mingbao?

Zhou Hao reluctantly asked, "Who has died this time?"

Zhou Hao contacted that buyer again

The crow on the tree suddenly cawed, and what came into Zhou Hao's view was a pair of bloodshot eyes. Looking down, he noticed the tongue, which had already darkened somewhat, sticking out.

This store has been sealed off for allegedly selling worldly goods, as a warning to others

Zhou Hao was so frightened that he took two steps back. He heard his master say that this is not a good sign, it seems to indicate... ? ... corpse transformation ?

It is impolite not to reciprocate, so Zhou Hao purchased a corpse-restraining talisman and a gathering-yang talisman, using up exactly 30 Mingbao, and the goods were received instantly

The entire tongue of the female corpse had been stuffed back into her mouth, and the protruding eyeballs had also been pressed back in, but the marks of strangulation on her neck could not be easily erased. The flickering candlelight on both sides swayed unsteadily, and at this moment, Zhou Hao finally felt a slight chill in the midsummer night.

The other party replied instantly: "Considering your genuine cinnabar, I will tell you that the 'Yuanbao' in your world began during the Yuan Dynasty, meaning 'treasure of the Yuan Dynasty.' It is a netherworld treasure, and you should understand what that means now"

He clicked on "Contact the Buyer" and typed by poking the keyboard with two fingers.

Whatever happens, whether it is a blessing or a curse, cannot be avoided; live or die, just face it head-on

In the courtyard, a door panel is propped up on two long benches, and lying on it is the hanged female corpse. On either side of the corpse's head are two flickering candles, and in front of her feet is an incineration vat, with a mat in front for the family to kneel on while burning paper money

Nanshe New Village, this is an area that combines urban and rural characteristics. To the east is the city center, and to the west is the countryside. It is quite dilapidated, with advertisements for Express Acupuncture everywhere on the roadside utility poles. The overhead wires are tangled like a mess of hemp. Every household has a three-story building, and most locals earn money by renting out rooms to migrant workers, spending their days playing mahjong, living quite comfortably.

Hearing Bai Wuchang mention that the Yin gods of the underworld also have shops, Zhou Hao opened the homepage of the Taobao app and began to browse.

The response speed of the White Impermanence is well-known, revealing the mystery in a single phrase

His master, Zhang Shanyuan, took him in twenty years ago and opened a funeral wreath and burial clothing shop, usually helping people with fortune-telling and feng shui, and managed to raise him.

The item has been successfully published, and it usually takes 30 minutes to appear in the search results. Please be patient.

It's all good, it's all good. Zhou Hao patted his chest and then thought, could I be a BUG? An undiscovered vulnerability?

What else is there? If you have something to say, just say it quickly

I knew it! I knew it! Zhou Hao pointed at the screen and insulted the ancestors of the person claiming to be Xie Bian all the way back to the eighteenth generation.

The other party has confirmed receipt of the goods, and 30 Mingbao have been credited.

Opened eyes and stuck out the tongue again

Recipient Information: Xie Bian, No. 444, Marshal's Mansion, Liuhun Road, Wangsheng Street, Fengdu Ghost City

There is no but

Is it possible that ... ...

This time, Zhou Hao was completely stunned, because if it were true that peers had copied and pasted pre-typed text for quick replies, then the issue this time was indeed targeted, and human typing speed could not possibly reach that level

The other party replied instantly: "I said no more nonsense, if you keep dragging this out, be careful that I might give you a bad review!"

The daughter of Old Li Er's family became pregnant by a wealthy man who refused to take responsibility. In a moment of despair, she hanged herself at school, what a tragedy

Alright, Seventh Master

There is a problem with the pillow

Having just launched a product, Zhou Hao began to feel elated. He turned back to glance at the paper house, paper car, and paper bridal sedan behind him, and suddenly felt that the road ahead was still very long

Zhou Hao knew that it was not a good thing and said, "I need to watch the store tonight; today is the first day of opening."

This person turns hostile faster than flipping a book, and upon hearing this, Zhou Hao immediately felt goosebumps rise. After replying with an OK, Zhou Hao clicked on "his shop" to take a look, which contained various charms and magical tools.

Zhang Shanyuan, upon hearing this, put down his chopsticks, leaned forward, and looked up at Zhou Hao, asking: "What did you sell? How much money did you make? Where is the money?"

Zhou Hao is not one to shy away from trouble, but he ultimately does not want such incidents to occur. Little does he know that with a reputation that barely amounts to a heart, major sellers cannot find his products at all, nor do they have the time to undermine his store

After a busy afternoon, Zhou Hao finally completed the shelving of all products in the store, naming the shop "Yin Yang Xuan". Although it lacks creativity, it reflects the scope of his business.

Looking at the notification message on his phone, Zhou Hao hurriedly clicked on "Pending Shipment" - Raw Cinnabar 30 grams package

In ancient times, people feared that the souls of the deceased would be unable to find their way home, so they would light candles and incense to illuminate the path for the spirits to come and go

The white impermanence on the other end revealed a smile that stemmed from a cunning merchant before closing the chat window

In the Li family's courtyard, under the hazy moonlight, the air is filled with the scent of earth, and twisted, withered vines crawl along the moldy walls.

The other party replied almost immediately: "Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and ship the goods!"

Your address ... ...

Alright, if it's about shipping, then let it be. I will find out who did this and I will have to challenge you to a fight from a thousand miles away until you are incapacitated! If that doesn't work, I will at least smash your windows in the middle of the night! Zhou Hao thought to himself as he took out a small box of vermilion from the counter

Looking back once more

Cinnabar is priced at one yuan per gram. Looking at the thirty Ming treasures that appeared in his phone, Zhou Hao was once again bewildered

He hurriedly picked up a branch and stealthily stuffed the tongue of the female corpse back in, also pressing the eyeballs back into place. He glanced over at his master, who was drinking merrily, puffing out his beard and glaring.

After much inner turmoil, Zhou Hao decided to ask that Xie Bian.

Product details introduction: "Imported through special channels from the mortal realm, only this one bottle available, once sold out, it will no longer be available." Zhou Hao scrolled down the page again